Uma Família da Pesada (1999)

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Sinopse

A série animada apresenta as aventuras da família Griffin. O ignorante Peter e sua esposa Lois residem em Quahog, em Rhode Island e têm três filhos. Meg, a filha mais velha, é uma pária social, e o adolescente Chris é estranho e sem noção quando se trata do sexo oposto. O mais novo, Stewie, é um bebê gênio decidido a matar sua mãe e destruir o mundo. O cachorro falante, Brian, mantém Stewie sob controle enquanto toma martinis e resolve seus próprios problemas de vida.

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1Pilling Them Softly

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

1Finders Keepers

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

1A Escalada

Os Griffins tentam escalar o Monte. Everest porque Lois fica competitiva novamente com seu ex, Ross Fishman. Infelizmente, os Fishmans vencem a competição, mas o perigo se aproxima no Monte. Everest e o filho dos Fishmans, Ben, morreram congelados. Para sobreviver, os Griffins comem o cadáver de Ben e resgatam com sucesso os Fishmans antes que morram procurando por ele.

1A Febre da Loteria

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

1Convite Para Morte

In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.

1Estrada para Meta Universo

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

1Amor, abertamente

Brian começa a namorar uma mulher chamada Carolyn, mas decide não fazer sexo com ela porque (como Stewie aponta) nenhum de seus relacionamentos funcionou porque ele faz sexo imediatamente depois de se conhecerem. Depois de três semanas, Brian descobre que Carolyn está namorando Cleveland porque ela acha que Brian só quer amizade. Isso leva Brian a convencer a ex-mulher de Cleveland, Loretta, a se reconciliar com ele para que Brian possa namorar Carolyn. Loretta convida Cleveland para um hotel para se reconciliar com ele; no entanto, Cleveland explica que ele a perdoa por tê-lo traído, mas ele deve seguir em frente com sua vida. Cleveland então visita Carolyn, que ele descobre que o está traindo com Quagmire. Ele vai ver Brian e eles fazem as pazes.

1Colheita Azul

Quando a energia acaba na casa dos Griffin, Peter decide educar sua família e passar adiante a maior história já contada: a história de Star Wars! Após a Princesa Leia (Lois) ser sitiada por Darth Vader (Stewie) e seus malvados Storm Troopers , C-3PO ( Quagmire ) e R2-D2 (Cleveland) escapam para encontrar a única pessoa que pode ajudar a Aliança Rebelde. Em sua busca pelo planeta deserto de Tatooine , C-3PO e R2-D2, encontram ajuda extra em Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) e Chewbacca (Brian) e voltam para a batalha na Estrela da Morte em uma luta intergaláctica épica até a morte.

1Stewie Loves Lois

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

1North by North Quahog

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

1Married... with Cancer (1)

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.

1The Thin White Line

Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a clinic. With the Griffin family cruise canceled due to Brian’s absence, Peter gets the idea to vacation at the rehab retreat.

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Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.

1Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Lois' Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction.

1Os Caras da Banda

Stewie e Brian formam uma banda infantil que tem fama, mas uma garota fica entre eles e se separam. Enquanto isso, Peter e Lois insistem para que Chris consiga um emprego e acaba sendo o assistente pessoal da vida sexual de Quagmire.

1A Morte como uma Sombra

Depois de Peter beber muito numa festa de despedida de solteiro, mesmo que ele tenha dito a Lois que não iria, ele é demitido de seu emprego na fábrica de brinquedos Happy-go-Lucky por estar de ressaca. Peter logo se aplica para o bem-estar, mas depois de uma confusão, recebe um cheque de $150.000. Eventualmente, Lois descobre, e Peter decide devolver o dinheiro, despejando-o de um dirigível no Super Bowl. Ele acaba preso e sua família acaba vindo lhe resgatar.

2Papa Has a Rollin' Son

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

2The Book of Joe

Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

2Vestigial Peter

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

2O Campeão de Audiência

Os Griffins se tornam uma família Nielsen e Peter decide manipular as classificações. Mas quando vizinhos zangados o deixam saber que ele foi longe demais com suas mudanças absurdas, ele deve encontrar uma maneira de restaurar a normalidade na televisão.

2O Temporal

While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her.

2O Melhor da Rádio Difusão

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

2Família de Judeus

When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.

2Eu sonho com Jesus

Peter compra um disco de sua música favorita (" Surfin 'Bird " dos The Trashmen) e ouve sem parar, irritando sua família. Eventualmente, Stewie e Brian roubam (e destroem) o disco. Perturbado, Peter vai à loja de discos pegar outra cópia e descobre que o balconista é Jesus Cristo ; Jesus explica que ele volta a cada 100 anos ou mais para verificar o mundo. Pedro torna-se amigo de Jesus e o convence a se revelar. Jesus então se torna uma celebridade, negligenciando sua amizade com Pedro; ele é então encontrado bêbado em um apartamento e preso. Peter paga sua fiança; Jesus percebe que ainda tem muito a fazer e decide voltar para sua casa. Antes de partir, Jesus dá um presente a Pedro: mais um disco de "Surfin 'Bird".

2Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss.

2Mother Tucker

Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.

2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

2Dead Dog Walking (2)

Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.

2Foxx in the Men House

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

2Holy Crap

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

2Festa de San Gennaro

Peter e Lois decidem que é hora de Chris resolver seus problemas de controle da raiva através de um esporte. Enquanto isso, Stewie, Brian e Frank Sinatra Jr. tentam abrir um restaurante italiano.

2O Morto Desconhecido

Enquanto ensina Meg a dirigir, Peter bate na antena parabólica da cidade, o que elimina a tv da cidade. Ele promete a Meg que se ela levar a culpa, ele vai dar um carro para ela. Sem TV, Peter fica louco, o que deixa a família louca. Enquanto isso, depois de se recusar a comer o brócolis que Lois lhe dá, Stewie tenta construir um dispositivo de controle do clima que destruiria todos os vegetais.

3Guy Robot

Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

3Baking Bad

Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

3Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.

3O Mistério Do Carter

Quando Brian descobre que a empresa farmacêutica de Carter Pewterschmidt está negando ao público a cura do câncer para obter mais lucro, ele e Stewie planejam expor o grande segredo que pode mudar o mundo. Enquanto isso, Quagmire revela seu próprio segredo de arrepiar os cabelos.

3O Carrasco

When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

3Bem-vindo de Volta Carter

After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

3Espiões Remanescentes

Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.

3Estrada para a Alemanha

Durante uma festa na casa dos Griffin, Mort Goldman acidentalmente entra na máquina do tempo de Stewie (confundindo-a com um banheiro), forçando Brian e Stewie a pegar um bloco de devolução e ir atrás dele. Eles encontram Mort em uma sinagoga de Varsóvia , na Polônia , pensando que ele está no céu, pois vê membros de sua família mortos lá. Eles logo percebem que a data é 1º de setembro de 1939, o dia da invasão nazista da Polônia e o início da Segunda Guerra Mundial . Na Inglaterra, Stewie percebe que a plataforma de retorno está sem combustível e Brian sugere que eles encontrem algum em uma instalação de testes nucleares em Berlim. Eles então encontram o verdadeiro Hitler (que ordena sua execução), mas eles escapam. Para evitar que esses eventos se repitam, Stewie mata a versão de Mort que viajava com eles.

3Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.

3Hell Comes to Quahog

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

3Blind Ambition

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

3Pal Stewie

Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wasn't invited to his birthday party.

3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter's bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter's doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.

3Nanny Goats

Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.

3Da Boom

Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end because of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year's Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.

3Gigg-olo Americano

Depois que os pilotos das linhas aéreas locais declaram greve, Quagmire procura um novo emprego e se torna gigolô. Quando seus clientes começam a evitar pagar por seus serviços, ele pede ajuda a Peter para obter dinheiro.

4Peternormal Activity

The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them

4Brian the Closer

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

4A Fistful of Meg

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

4A Máquina do Tempo Pirou

Brian usa a máquina do tempo de Stewie e acidentalmente inverte a direção do tempo. Agora, Brian e Stewie precisam encontrar uma maneira de redefinir a direção do tempo antes que Stewie "esteja por nascer".

4Partindo Corações

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

4Um Amor para Brian

When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.

4Bebê não está a bordo

Os Griffins decidem fazer uma viagem ao Grand Canyon. Eles deixam Stewie em casa, sem perceber até que estão em Nova York. Quando Stewie percebe que está sozinho, ele decide aproveitar sua solidão. Cleveland e Quagmire chegam, Stewie os confunde com intrusos e os pulveriza com gás lacrimogêneo. Percebendo seu erro, ele os acorrenta na parede do porão dos Griffins. Lois fica preocupada por não ter notícias de Cleveland ou Quagmire, então os Griffins voltam para casa. Depois que Stewie termina toda a comida da casa, ele percebe que precisa de sua família e os abraça quando retornam.

4Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

4Saving Private Brian

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

4Don't Make Me Over

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."

4Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

4Follow the Money

Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.

4Brian in Love

Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.

4Inside Family Guy

Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.

4Mente Perigosa

No jogo de futebol de Chris, Peter entra em uma briga com uma mulher, que ele achava que era um homem, e lhe dá um soco no rosto. Depois de ser colocado sob prisão domiciliar, Peter fica inquieto e acaba transformando o porão em um bar completo. Lois começa a cantar todas as noites e se torna a atração principal. Enquanto isso, Stewie cria uma máquina do tempo para evitar dores de dentes mas acaba levando muito mais do que isso.

5Peter, Chris & Brian

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

5Turkey Guys

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

5Bobba-Dee Babba-Dee

The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

5A Vingança do Joe

Quando Bobby Briggs, o criminoso que atirou em Joe anos atrás, deixando-o em uma cadeira de rodas para o resto de sua vida, se torna um fugitivo, Quagmire, Joe e Peter se unem para caçar o bandido.

5Zig Zag no Tempo

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

5Sou Dura na Queda

After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.

5Hannah Banana

After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.

5O Homem dos Dois Brians

Quando Brian está ferido, os Griffins acham que ele pode estar ficando muito velho. Peter compra um cachorro mais novo, a quem chama de "Novo Brian" e ele decide sair de casa. A alegria implacável de New Brian começa a irritar Stewie, que pede a Brian para voltar. Brian se recusa, dizendo que não vai voltar se o Novo Brian estiver lá. Stewie diz a New Brian que não gosta dele, e New Brian revida revelando que violou Rupert (o ursinho de pelúcia de Stewie). Irritado, Stewie mata New Brian e falsifica uma nota suicida; os Griffins então levam Brian de volta.

5Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie auditions for the American Idol. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.

5Whistle While Your Wife Works

When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

5The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.

5Regarding Carter

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

5And the Wiener Is...

Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day.

5Three Directors

The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

5Love Thy Trophy

When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.

5Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

5Um Herói se Senta ao Lado

Quando a Família Griffin recebe novos vizinhos que se mudam para a casa ao lado, Lois rapidamente se torna amiga de Bonnie, Meg logo se sente atraída por seu filho, Kevin, e Peter fica irritado com toda a situação. Depois de Peter ferir o melhor jogador do time de beisebol de sua empresa, Sr. Weed o obriga a encontrar um substituto, então Peter rapidamente muda de idéia sobre seus vizinhos e convida Joe para jogar. Quando Joe aparece no jogo, Peter descobre que ele está em uma cadeira de rodas. Joe acaba sendo a estrela do jogo, o que deixa Peter com ciúmes, já que ele também quer ser herói. Peter acaba tentando impedir um assalto a banco para provar seu valor mas acaba ficando preso em toda a situação.

6Peter's Sister

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.

6The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

6Life of Brian

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

6Vida Nova para Lois

Lois tem uma crise de meia-idade e seu comportamento maduro de 20 anos deixa Peter estressado. Enquanto isso, Stewie encontra uma tartaruga no parque que não quer nada além de matá-la.

6Ação de Graças

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

6Brian Escreve um Best Seller

Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

6A Filha do Quagmire

Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.

6Quero Me Formar

Peter tenta obter uma promoção impressionando sua chefe Angela, o que o leva a explodir inadvertidamente parte de um hospital infantil. Depois de saber que precisa terminar a terceira série para conseguir a promoção, ele volta para a escola. Peter se ressente de estar ali, e só passa na nota depois de vencer um concurso de ortografia. Quando ele retorna ao emprego para a promoção, Ângela informa que ele está preso por explodir o hospital.

6Padre de Familia

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.

6Prick Up Your Ears

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

6Petarded

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

6Death Lives

Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date.

6The D in Apartment 23

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

6Death Is a Bitch

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

6Hot Shots

In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.

6O Filho Também Desenha

Chris perde o interesse em ser um escoteiro jovem, já que prefere seguir desenho e arte. O Mestre dos Escoteiros, em seguida, expulsa Chris dos batedores. Peter então leva a família para a Big Apple para tentar que Chris seja reintegrado aos batedores. Depois que Peter toma o caminho errado, a família acaba em um cassino nativo americano. Lois, em seguida, fica obcecado com as máquinas caça-níqueis, enquanto Peter vai em busca de vidente para provar que ele tem sangue nativo americano nele.

7Hot Pocket-Dial

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

7Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

7Into Harmony's Way

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.

7Amigos sem Benefícios

Meg fica triste quando descobre que um garoto por quem ela tem uma queda é gay. Ela decide que fazer Chris dormir com ele é a segunda melhor coisa, mas quando ele se recusa, ela planeja drogá-lo e fazer com que o menino faça sexo com ele enquanto ele está dormindo.

7Em Guerra com Zarish

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

7Estrada para o Polo Norte

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

7Jerome é o Novo Negro

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

7Peter's Daughter

After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.

7Chick Cancer

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

7Brian the Bachelor

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

7The Griffin Winter Games

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

7Petey IV

Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).

7The King Is Dead

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

7High School English

In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

7Brian: Retrato de um Cachorro

Quando uma onda de calor atinge Quahog, Peter faz Brian entrar em um show de cachorros para ganhar $500, para que a família consiga comprar um novo ar-condicionado. Quando eles discutem sobre um truque que deu errado, Brian sai da família e Peter o substitui por um gato. Brian luta para reivindicar seus direitos civis e logo acaba no canil. Por sorte, Peter consegue socorrê-lo subornando o juiz.

8Brokeback Swanson

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.

8Our Idiot Brian

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

8Christmas Guy

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

8Um Natal da Pesada

Enquanto a família Griffin se prepara para o Natal, Peter conta sua própria versão da história da Natividade.

8Uma Aventura Masculina

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

8O Transplante

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

8Meu Melhor Amigo

When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter

8Um Gay da Pesada

Peter participa de experimentos médicos para pagar uma dívida. Um inclui o fato de ele ter sido injetado com o "gene gay". Peter então se envolve em um relacionamento gay , deixando sua família com o coração partido. Vendo o quão infeliz Lois está, Brian e Stewie planejam levar Peter a um acampamento para "torná-lo correto". Quando Lois descobre, ela os impede, pois acredita que Peter tem o direito de ser feliz com quem ele escolher. Mais tarde naquela noite, o efeito do gene gay passa e Peter retorna para sua família.

8McStroke

Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.

8Barely Legal

Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.

88 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

8Con Heiress

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

8The Kiss Seen Around the World

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.

8Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

8I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

8Carter and Tricia

Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.

9A Shot in the Dark

When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

9This Little Piggy

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

9Peter Problems

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

9Acampamento Espacial

Depois que Chris é enviado para o acampamento espacial, ele percebe que é mais do que ele pode lidar e pede para voltar para casa. Mas enquanto os Griffins estão lá para pegá-lo, eles olham dentro de um foguete e Stewie os lança para o espaço.

9A Aposentadoria

It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

9Sombras do Passado

Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

9O Executivo

When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built.

9O Suco é Solto

Neste episódio supostamente perdido de 2007, Peter ganha um bilhete de rifa de 1989 e ganha uma partida de golfe com OJ Simpson , sem saber das acusações de assassinato de Simpson . Ele faz amizade com Simpson e o leva para casa para conhecer sua família. Logo se espalha a notícia de que Simpson está hospedado em Quahog, e os residentes da cidade tentam expulsá-lo. Desesperado por um lugar para viver em paz, Simpson faz um discurso sincero; ele confessa que é tão imperfeito quanto todo mundo, e os residentes de Quahog pedem desculpas. Um momento depois, no entanto, Simpson puxa uma faca, mata três pessoas antes de fugir e a multidão retoma sua perseguição.

9Back to the Woods

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.

9Road to Rupert

Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.

9Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.

9Pawtucket Pete

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

9Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.

9Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".

9If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the “Make-a-Dream Come True” foundation that Chris is dying. The scam leads to Peter “magically healing” Chris and some people begin to worship him.

9How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.

10Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.

10Quagmire's Mom

After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

10Grimm Job

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

10Uma Moda Passageira

Brian escreve uma peça que se torna um sucesso em Quahog, mas fica com ciúmes ao descobrir que a peça que Stewie escreveu é melhor do que a dele.

10Virando Adulta

When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

10Amigos de Peter G.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

10Amnésia

When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again.

10A Grande Reportagem

Lois consegue um emprego na Fox News , embora Brian a avise que o canal é uma rede tendenciosa . Em seu primeiro dia, ela é designada para uma denúncia sobre Michael Moore, alegando que ele é homossexual . Quando ela o espia em casa, ela vê Rush Limbaugh saindo, levando-a a concluir que Limbaugh e Moore estão em um relacionamento. No entanto, a Fox News se recusa a permitir que qualquer material desfavorável a um conservador seja transmitido (fazendo Lois perceber que Brian estava certo). Lois e Brian pegam a história em suas próprias mãos, confrontando quem eles pensam ser Moore e Limbaugh nu em um quarto, apenas para perceber que ambos são Fred Savage . Espantada, Lois decide relatar sua história em vez disso. No final, Lois é revelado que não trabalha mais como repórter; ela não revela como ou por que, já que ninguém se importa.

10Play It Again, Brian

Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

10Peter's Two Dads

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

10Model Misbehavior

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

10Hefty Shades of Gray

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

10A Fish out of Water

Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called 'Daggermouth'. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention.

10Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

10Running Mates

When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter's mudslinging works and he is elected. Peter starts some strange policies, including armed robots taking over for hall monitors. The new policies backfire after Chris is caught bringing inappropriate magazines to school. Peter must then think of a way to get Lois back and regain his reputation with the town of Quahog.

10Passenger Fatty-Seven

Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

11The Peanut Butter Kid

When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

11Encyclopedia Griffin

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

11Brian's a Bad Father

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

11A Esposa do Quagmire

Quagmire acidentalmente se casa com uma prostituta perdida durante uma visita a Harvard com Peter e Joe. Quando se descobre que a única maneira de Quagmire se divorciar é provar para sua nova esposa que é gay, ele tem que pedir ajuda a Peter.

11O Lado Cego do Amor

Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

11O Novo Hobbie de Cris

Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

11A Outra Meg

Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.

11Nem Todos os Cães Merecem o Céu

Meg se torna uma cristã depois de assistir a um programa de TV. Ela começa a falar sobre o Cristianismo para os Griffins, que não estão interessados. Meg pede ajuda a Brian, mas ele confessa que é ateu. Ela espalha a notícia do ateísmo de Brian em torno de Quahog (que detesta ateus ) sendo banido de todos os bares em Quahog, tornando impossível para ele beber. Brian finge arrependimento, mas ela o leva para queimar livros que são "prejudiciais a Deus". Brian tenta convencer Meg de que o que ela está fazendo é errado. Quando ela se recusa a ouvir, Brian observa que, se realmente existisse um Deus amoroso, ele não teria criado Meg em uma família que a desprezava. Meg pede desculpas por seu comportamento. Brian então garante a ela que as respostas estão dentro dela e o verdadeiro significado da existência está lá fora. Mais tarde é revelado que o universo Family Guy ocorre dentro das moléculas de um abajur no quarto de Adam West e Rob Lowe.

11The Former Life of Brian

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

11The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

11Peter's Got Woods

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

11Trump Guy

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

11Emission Impossible

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.

11Dog Bites Bear

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

11A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000. Realizing that Chris might be his only hope to have a lasting legacy, Peter pushes Chris to follow his dream of becoming an artist. The family then moves to New York so Chris can become famous.

11Gronkowsbees

Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.

12Scammed Yankees

Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.

12Stewie Is Enceinte

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

12Mom's the Word

When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

12Dia dos Namorados em Quahog

Para se envolver em um romance no Dia dos Namorados, Peter e Lois decidem passar o dia na cama. Enquanto isso, Stewie viaja no tempo até os anos 60 e "visita" uma garotinha que, para seu desespero, acaba sendo sua mãe; Meg descobre um segredo sobre o garoto que conheceu online; Quagmire aprende a tratar as mulheres com respeito ou então; Chris começa a se apaixonar pela sobrinha de Herbert; Consuela atravessa a fronteira para ficar com o marido; Brian é visitado por suas ex-namoradas; e o prefeito West salva Carol de cometer outro erro amoroso.

12Vivendo da Fé

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

12Stewie do Mal

Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.

12O Vidente

When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.

12Diga não à Legalização

Depois que Brian é preso por porte de drogas, ele lança uma campanha para legalizar a maconha em Quahog. Depois de um musical elaborado, o prefeito West aprova uma lei legalizando a droga. Todo mundo começa a fumar; como resultado, a cidade melhora, com diminuição da criminalidade. No entanto, Carter começa a perder dinheiro na indústria madeireira (já que o cânhamo está sendo usado para fabricar muitos produtos). Ele suborna Peter para ajudá-lo com uma campanha anti-maconha, que acaba fracassando. Carter então suborna Brian prometendo publicar e enviar seu romance, Faster Than the Speed ​​of Love . Ele concorda com relutância, e a droga se torna ilegal mais uma vez. O romance de Brian é lançado, mas é criticado e não vende cópias.

12Long John Peter

When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.

12Airport '07

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.

12Perfect Castaway

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

12Bri, Robot

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

12To Love and Die in Dixie

Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn't like boys and doesn't like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.

12Send in Stewie, Please

When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.

12Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show. Things quickly go awry, and the Griffins want out of the contract. However, the network owns their namesake, and the family is eventually replaced.

12Peter's Def Jam

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.

13An App a Day

Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

13Dr. C and the Women

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

133 Acts of God

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

13Cris em Crise

Incapaz de comprar tênis novos, Chris rouba dinheiro da bolsa de Lois, mas é pego por Meg, que o chantageia para fazer suas tarefas em troca de não entregá-lo. Chris fica farto e sai para viver com Herbert. Enquanto isso, Stewie fica obcecado pelo hit de Anne Murray , " Snowbird ", e faz Brian também amar a música. Os dois discutem sobre o significado da música e decidem viajar para a casa dela para descobrir o verdadeiro significado por trás da música.

13O Homem e Seu Sonho

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

13Troca de Papéis

Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

13Stewie ou Karina

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

13Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

13Jungle Love

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

13Trans-Fat

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

13V Is for Mystery

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

13Road to Rhode Island

When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa's house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with some marriage videos.

13The Finer Strings

The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much

14#JOLO

When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

14Fresh Heir

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

14A Garota do Disque Sexo

Quando Peter perde tudo em um processo, Lois consegue um emprego. Ela começa a trabalhar em uma linha de sexo por telefone e acaba tendo Peter como cliente.

14Cuidado com o Que Deseja

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin (Ricky Gervais), the dolphin moves to Quahog.

14Ladrões de Coração

When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.

14Assédio Sexual

After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.

14Nós Te Amamos, Conrad

Brian descobre que sua ex-namorada Jillian vai se casar e vai a um bar local para afogar suas mágoas. Em um estupor de embriaguez, ele conhece Lauren Conrad (embora ele não perceba isso até que eles acordem na cama na manhã seguinte). Contra a vontade de Brian, Stewie vaza o relacionamento online; isso resulta em um circo na mídia e na afirmação de que Lauren é uma "loira burra". Na tentativa de romper o relacionamento, Brian percebe que Lauren é uma mulher realizada. Brian fica ainda mais desconfortável com o relacionamento, comparando-se a Lauren. Percebendo que Brian nunca superou o fim de seu relacionamento com Jillian, Lauren o incentiva a dizer a ela como ele se sente. Brian usa o casamento de Jillian como uma oportunidade para interromper a cerimônia e professar apaixonadamente seu amor por ela. Jillian responde que ela mudou, e ele precisa fazer o mesmo.

14No Meals on Wheels

The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

14Family Guy Lite

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

14Veteran Guy

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

14Let's Go to the Hop

A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid named Lando Griffin, and is successful in convincing all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to gain popularity so that a cool kid will ask her to the prom, and decides to go with Peter since he's established himself as an incredibly cool person. However, Peter can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school, and can't say no when the most popular girl in school asks him to the prom, so Peter ditches Meg. Peter and his date are chosen as king and queen of the prom, but Peter is suddenly feeling nothing but guilt. He tells the whole school that Meg broke his heart by dumping him, and makes it look like high school persona was killed after driving his motorcycle over a cliff.

14The Dating Game

Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis

14Underage Peter

Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

15Once Bitten

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

15Secondhand Spoke

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

15Cowboy de Turbante

Após um acidente de paraquedismo, Peter torna-se amigo de um muçulmano que o convence a se converter ao Islã, deixando Joe e Quagmire com suspeitas sobre esse novo amigo.

15Incêndio na Farmácia

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

15Amor a Primeira Vista

When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.

15Cinco Minutos de Fama

Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.

15O Rei do Suspense

Peter imagina seus amigos e família em três das obras mais conhecidas de Stephen King : Stand by Me , Misery e The Shawshank Redemption.

15Boys Do Cry

Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

15Brian Goes Back to College

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

15No Giggity, No Doubt

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.

15Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

15The Woof of Wall Street

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

15Dammit Janet!

Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

15Cop and a Half-wit

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

15A Lot Going On Upstairs

When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

16Roasted Guy

Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

16Herpe the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

1612 Homens e Meia Sentença

O prefeito West é levado a julgamento por assassinato, deixando Brian tentar limpar seu nome.

16Robô Monstro Ataca

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

16A Criação do Universo

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.

16O Dia do Juízo Final

When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.

16O Progresso de Peter

Peter aprende com a prima psíquica de Cleveland, Madame Claude, em uma leitura da palma da mão que em uma vida passada ele foi Griffin Peterson (o fundador da Quahog). O impiedoso Rei Stewart III, avista Redbush passeando pela cidade e decide que se casará com ela. Quando Griffin está a caminho de seu casamento, Stewart o exila para o Novo Mundo. Enquanto Lady Redbush espera com ansiedade crescente, Stewart entra na igreja; ele diz a ela que Griffin está morto, se casando com ela. Chegando ao Novo Mundo, Griffin estabelece a colônia de Quahog (que se torna um povoado próspero) e segue em frente com sua vida. Griffin ameaça matar um oficial e Stewart ameaça matar Redbush. Após a troca de ameaças, Griffin e Stewart decidem resolver sua disputa com um show de talentos . Por sua atuação, King Stewart rouba as piadas de seu bobo da corte (a maioria sem graça). No entanto, Griffin rouba o show com um número de techno-rock; ele e Redbush vivem felizes para sempre em Quahog.

16No Chris Left Behind

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

16The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.

16'Family Guy' Through The Years

FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

16There's Something About Paulie

After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. Peter informs Paulie that they can't hang out anymore because of Lois, a misunderstanding that leads Paulie to believe that Peter wants Lois killed.

16Saturated Fat Guy

In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous

16The Heartbreak Dog

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

17Fighting Irish

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

17The Most Interesting Man in the World

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

17O Barrigudo

Peter, Quagmire e Joe viajam para o Canadá, mas o avião particular deles cai e Peter desaparece por dois meses. Quando sua família o encontra, ele não consegue mais se comunicar de maneira inteligente.

17Memória Apagada

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

17Relações Internacionais

Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.

17Brian e Stewie

In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.

17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.

17The Fat Guy Strangler

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Man Strangler” be?

17Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, that he storms out of her house. Later, Brian watches a television documentary that reveals Pearl's past as a top advertising jingle singer of the 1950s and 60s. Brian warms up to her, realizing where her pain comes from, and eventually she warms up to him too. He convinces Pearl to actually go outside, but she gets by a bus. While on her deathbed, Brian and Pearl share a fantasy intimate moment, but as they are about to kiss, she dies. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it. He wants to shave it off but can't when he finds out the bird is an endangered species. Peter eventually grows attached to the bird and starts feeling maternal. Lois is finally able to convince Peter to let the bird fly away and also teaches Brian about moving on with his life after Pearl's death.

17Switch the Flip

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.

17He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Due to Brian's embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat. Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers. Lois doesn't like the new Peter's attitude, especially when he joins "The Beautiful People's Club." Karma catches up to Peter while he's on his way to the club. Unable to take his eyes off himself, Peter plunges his car over a cliff. The nasty fall - and subsequent crash-landing into a large vat of lard - leaves him horribly disfigured (ie: back to normal).

17Peter's Lost Youth

Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him

17Take a Letter

To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

18Take My Wife

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

18Baby Got Black

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

18Recall Total

Depois que Rupert é chamado de volta, Stewie e Brian partem em uma aventura para recuperar o melhor amigo de Stewie. Enquanto isso, devido a uma doença, Peter é substituído por Lois em seu torneio de boliche. No entanto, ele começa a ficar irritado com a amizade crescente entre sua esposa e seus amigos.

18O Programa do Peter

When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

18É uma Armadilha

Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

18O Pai de Quagmire

Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.

18Meet the Quagmires

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

18The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

18From Method to Madness

When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes.

18HTTPete

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

18E. Peterbus Unum

The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.

18The Peter Principal

Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

18The New Adventures of Old Tom

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

19Meg Stinks!

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

19Salve a Ostra

O dono do The Drunken Clam é morto, e cabe a Peter e sua gangue tentar impedir o Clam de ser fechado pelo banco. Enquanto isso, Meg consegue um emprego em uma funerária.

19Sr. e Sra. Stewie

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

19A Grande Aventura

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

19Brian Sings and Swings

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.

19Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, who innocently asks her out for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois sneaks off to meet Ross. At the same time, Joe picks up Peter for a joyride in his new high-tech surveillance van. While parked outside a diner, they see Lois and Ross inside. Using the van's high-tech gadgets, Peter misinterprets Lois and Ross' words. Angered, Peter decides to make Lois jealous by hiring prostitutes to pose as his ex-girlfriends. Realizing their marriage needs help, Lois and Peter see a marriage therapist, who suggests placing video cameras around the house for a week. After viewing the tapes, the therapist recommends that Peter and Lois date other people during a trial separation. Quagmire, hoping to take advantage of Lois' vulnerability, invites her on a date to a restaurant where they run into Peter and his gorgeous date, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Lois becomes enraged with jealousy and shoos Peter's date away. They leave together happily.

19The Unkindest Cut

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

19The Story on Page One

After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities to gain entrance to this prestigious school. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper. Her journalism career goes nowhere, until Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry. Peter writes a gossipy article, but uses Meg's byline. When the article is published it creates a sensation, because Peter claimed Luke Perry was gay. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.

19Dearly Deported

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

19Run, Chris, Run

To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.

20He's Bla-ack

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

20Bancando o Fazendeiro

Depois que Peter compra uma fazenda para fugir do crescente problema de crime de Quahog, ele se torna um traficante de metanfetamina.

20Aventura em Paris

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

20Patriot Games

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

20Road to Europe

Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie.

20Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

20Wasted Talent

In homage to “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”, a local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant to whoever finds a scroll placed in their beer. Lois’ prodigy piano student, Ling, drops from an upcoming competition leaving Lois at a loss, until Peter comes home drunk and sits down at the piano.

20A House Full of Peters

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

20Road to India

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

21Chap Stewie

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

21Rumo a Las Vegas

Brian e Stewie decidem passar uma viagem em Las Vegas. Mas quando eles tentam usar um teletransportador para chegar lá, uma falha no sistema faz com que a dupla se divida em duas partes cada, com uma dupla tendo o melhor tempo em Vegas, enquanto o outro tem o pior tempo em Vegas.

21O Chá do Peter

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

21I Take Thee Quagmire

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.

21Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions:

21Fore Father

After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.! Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter who recruits Chris at the last minute. However, when they lose, Peter must deal with an angry group of gamblers who put money on Cleveland Jr. Despite all the recent heartache, Chris gives his dad his first paycheck in order to save his butt!

22Somente Para Sócios

Os Griffins se juntam a um clube de campo, depois que Chris começa a namorar a filha da família mais rica de Rhode Island, e Peter acaba fazendo com que o pai de Lois, Carter, seja expulso de seu amado clube de campo.

22Cartas dos Fãs 2

One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.

22Sibling Rivalry

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.

22When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

23Problemas Conjugais

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

23Deep Throats

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

24Peterotica

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.

25You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.

26Petergeist

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

27The Griffin Family History

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

28Stewie B. Goode

After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.

29Bango Was His Name-O

Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

30Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

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